Eversince last week, I've already watched Marvel's The Avengers at least three times. It was just so amazing how well they put together the stories of all the heroes, namely: Thor, The Hulk, Captain America, The Black Widow, Iron Man, and Hawk-eye. I was like a little kid with my mouth hanging down thorughout the whole movie because it was just that AWESOME.
It made me wonder "How can superheroes be that friggin' perfect?!"
Til' I realised, they have their issues too...
1. The Hulk- Definately needs anger management
2. Superman- Does not know how to wear his underwear correctly.
3. Wonder Woman- She's gamophobic (afraid of marriage)
4. Captain America- Control freak.
5. Torch- A major hot head.
6. Batman- In desperate need of a hug.
7. Hawk Eye- Borderline personality.
8. Iron Man- Playboys have no heart.
9. Robin- Clingy to delusional men (Men that think they're bats)
10. Mr. Fantastic- He's too wrapped up in work.
Others characters that don't make my Top 10 list of Problematic Superheroes:
Thing (Fantastic 4)- Needs a thousand gallons of moisturizing lotion
Jean Grey (X-men)- Dual personality
Catwoman- Technically not a superhero, but still. She's delusional by thinking she's a cat.
Magneto (X-Men)- Dresses for attention.
Hawkman- Bad case of the bird flu.